Filed under: collaboration, silliness, words by ramune

I know it’s all trendy to like bacon these days, but when the majority of your nationality’s dishes consist of some kind of pork product, it’s hard not to have had a passion for bacon all your life (note the photo for “Appetizers” in the wikipedia article. Is there any actual meat in that bacon or is it just a slab of fat?). Having said that, I don’t actually eat bacon that often, and usually opt for sausage as a side if I go out for breakfast (picky about bacon). Last week however, my friend Maya invited me along with a few of her friends to a three-course bacon meal. The day of the big meal Maya and I wrote a few bacon haikus. Here they are:

Pre-Bacon Haikus

Bacon, thick and crisp
Artery-clogging goodness
My reason to live
-Maya

Oh happy piglet
Sorry you are so tasty
Get in my belly
-Ramune

Post-Bacon Haikus

Oh bacon coma
Delectable salty dreams
Please pass the water
-Maya

Lifespan cut in half
No need to find a job now
Thanks tasty piglet
-Ramune

Filed under: words by ramune

Strangely I seem to be able to keep up with this blog daily better than I can weekly. Strange. Here are a few haikus about what’s on my mind.

Nutella is great
They claim it is healthy . . . . . . . ish
Hazelnut heaven

Driving to New York
Reservations have been made
No plans but meal plans

My eyes are laden
Climb into my race car bed
Hello soft pillow

Here is some Slavic Soul Party! For some weirdness, check out this video.
Slavic Soul Party! – Teknochek Collision

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